Rude people, those charming individuals who seem to have graduated from the School of Complete Manners Neglect, are like the uninvited spice in our otherwise bland social stew. Imagine being accused of lying when all you really did was say, “No, I did not eat your last slice of pizza” because who would? Then there’s the joy of dining with someone who chews with their mouth open like a blissful cow at a buffet, while you’re trying to feast in peace.
And let’s not forget the delightful experience of pouring your heart out in a conversation, only to see your partner in crime more invested in their phone than in your life story. Nothing tickles your funny bone quite like being cut off mid-sentence, as if your brilliant thoughts are akin to last week’s leftovers—unwanted and swiftly discarded. Truly, these delightful behaviors transform everyday interactions into a circus of chaos where the clowns just keep multiplying! Anyways, here we go!
- Deerfoot at 4pm
- When I get ID’d
- Phone calls with no warning
- Group chats, no I do not want to group chat with you Sharon!
- Recipes that serve “4-6” but it’s actually 1 sad Brittney at midnight
- Iced coffee with 3 ice cubes
- No ICE in the kitchen
- When someone says “I made coffee” and it’s a Keurig pod. You pressed a button, Janet.
- Replying “K” to a paragraph. I wrote you a novel and you gave me a scribble!
- Socks that slide down your boot.
- Pen that dies after one signature.
- “Must be nice” comments when going on days off. Shut up Karen, I just did a 21 day shift.
- When my underwear rides up my ass for no reason at all. You had ONE JOB!
- When I say I will go to bed extra early after work but end up staying up watching Law & Order for hours.
Britt3 
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